> hello jaye,
Fuckin eh, Rick Ball, Brother!
> how do we know each other?
Dastardly Duo of Partying Hard and Partying Forever
> how could anyone on earth possibly know of you?
Google search?
> you know how computer keyboards in different countries have different layouts and are confusing to us canadians, do you think it is because other languages use different letters more often and therefore need a more compatible keyboard layout that better suits their language, or are they just plain wrong? explain.
Anything anyone from another country does is obviously just plain wrong. If it aint Canadian, I just don’t give a rats ass.
> i hear you play bass, do you enjoy rollerblading too?
Is this one of them “bass is for posers and queers and so is rollerblading” kinda questions? Well fine, the answer is yes. But mostly when you toss on a pair of short jean shorts and we hit the street hockey circuit together. You look so damn cute!
> when youre away, how well does porn load on your phone? and what tips do you have for optimal loading speed?
I don’t know how to do anything you just talked about. I’m a technological dummy. Mental masturbation is how I get it done my man. Wank Bank, HA!!
> remember that movie The Air Up There (i think kevin bacon was in it, it sucked). do you think it sucks?
I know the movie but I never saw it. Looked like a stinker so I passed on it. Ill take your expert opinion. Have you seen Avatar? Looks like a pile
> naw man, i never go to theatres. too poor. heard it was ok. but the air up there was just a pile of horse shit. so dumb. so… after i make it huge in the music industry, i am going to start 2 bands. which would you rather play in. a) a folk country outfit called Nick Ball and the High Heels, or b) a rad hockey-inspired punk band called Nick Ball and the Sweet Dekes?
Hard Choice bro! I’m gonna go with The Sweet Dekes. We can bodycheck each other off stage and do sick choreographed punk jumps. Are we both gonna play bass?
> of course we will both play bass. that’s a stupid question. here’s another. what is the deal with mikey peters? feel free to elaborate.
The deal? He’s a bear! Sexy beer guzzling bear of a man.
> i wanted some answers on his sexual history, etc. i will have to interview him separately i guess. anyways, think back to the biggest zit you ever had. where on your body was it? and did you ever suspect it was not a zit, but a small alien burrowed in under your skin that enjoys only 80s rap music and 90s grunge, but insists that nirvana was ahead of their time?
Rather than suspect it was an alien I am suspect as to whether you have drank yourself retarded! I have, however, watched a video of my housemate get a massive zit on his back blown open by his ex girlfriend. Its spews out pukesick gross shit forever!! I think its on youtube too.
> do my pants make me look fat?
No Nick, alcohol and potato wedges do
> ah, touche. in which movie does scarlet johansson look like the biggest babe ever?
I’m still gonna go with Lost is Translation. She is a little cutie in that one.
> i agree 100% , thank you for your honesty.
jaye can be found crushin bottles of whiskey in toronto on his off time from roaming around the globe with his band the Cancer Bats.
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