TREVOR JAMES, TM

> hey old bud, how do we know eachother?

Well, I guess we met through touring. When you were TM’ing for Seconds 2 Go and we were meeting up with them for a tour in London. I remember you were scared of me and Tyson

when we first met and partied at our place for three days straight. You slept in a pile of dirty clothes in the laundry room.

> why should anyone else in this world know you?

Probably not. I’m sort of difficult.

> your answer above didn’t make sense. whatever. tm. i have this red bump on my butt, is it a pimple or a boil?

Cancer. TM

> have you ever made anyone barf with one of your own brutal farts?

I don’t think a full on Barf but definitely a gag. I Made myself Barf once while taking a shit. Ask Chance about that morning.

> auwn? auwn who?

She’s kind of like Pokaroo.  Everyone tries to get a glimpse of her to confirm her existence and wild rep, but no one ever does. I’ve only ever seen her once when

> lemmy, or god?

Whiskey

> good answer. i also would have accepted *lemmy IS god*. anyways, how is your knee doing after that terrible bigwheel accident with BLLOOLLOOP?

hahaha. Its fine thanks for asking. How’s your broken nose after getting punched out in the ocean?

> ah, you know, broken. how many times have we kissed?

on the mouth? or dick?

> honestly though, how many times?

none and seven

> how often do you blackout when you drink?

Not that often anymore to be honest. I ‘m trying to learn how have a few beers and then go home before the bar closes. This week has been good. No blackouts thus far.

However, it is only Thursday.

> the internal combustion engine is neither internal, nor combustion; discuss.

I sing songs.

> what is your favourite soup in the world?

I think it would have to be my moms homemade turkey soup after thanksgiving. But she hasn’t rocked a batch of that in a long time ( cause she’s lazy ) TM

> are you still using a shoelace for a belt? or an extension chord?

I’m not suicidal anymore. hahahah

trevor james is a singer/songwriter (Trevor James and the Perfect Gentlemen)

you can find his work at http://www.trevorjamesband.com or http://www.myspace.com/trevorjamesmusic

DANIEL ROCK PELISSIER

> how do we know eachother?

first time we exchanged words was through a fake craigslist personal ad i posted but only realized it years later.

> how do you spend most of your free time?

see number #1.

> how would you beg the queen to wipe your butt?

by wiping hers

> why do you dress like a goth at home in private, but are too affraid to be your goth-self in public?

when my parents found out my mom started sending me bibles.

> how many pieces of shitty montreal pizza can you eat in 34 minutes?

I placed 4th in last year’s 99 cent pizza fest by eating 3.5 xl extra cheese pizzas and 2 cokes in 30 minutes.

> favourite sex position; 69, 96, 34, 88, or the dune-buggy?

420 to the power of 79.

> juan’s haircut sucks eh?

im glad others feel this way.

> is it true that the floor of your shower is mirrored so you can see yer butt better?

i use to have a lot of asscne.

> underwater handstands, overrated?

never.

dan pelissier is a well known punk rock renaissance man, hailing from montreal.

find him here http://www.societysuckers.com

GORDON DOUGLAS BALL

> how do we know eachother?

I guess I met you through mom and dad.

> how would anyone else know of you?

hmm, not sure. either from my acting on the TV show Ready or Not, or my
gender bending art.

> what is your 2nd favourite colour?

mauve!

> which movie is your least favourite?

i’ll go with GG Allin HATED. I watched that and wanted to barf the whole
way thru it. I’d never watch it again.

> how old were you when you lost your precious virginity?

Either 18 or 19. I was a huge huge loser and never talked to chicks. Or
notice them.

> would you have wished you lost it earlier or later?

Nah, Im happy with it I guess. No complaints.

> what kind of shoes are you currently sporting?

I have a few actually. I have a few pairs of boat shoes that i wear in the
day time. Then at night i’d turn it up with a nice pair of dress shoes or
my orange leather ankle boots.

> leaner immigration laws, good?

Imaginary lines are weird.

> worst fart you ever smelled was by whom?

Wow good question. That is going to take some thought. maybe we can do a 2
part interview, and i’ll have a response for that.

gordon ball hails from montreal, quebec, canada. he is a well known photographer and party philanthropist.

you can see his work here http://www.gordonball.ca

prepare yourselves for interesting conversations

this conversation begins……….. now